Medical, Uncategorized

What’s in a name?

“Before you go Mrs Jones-just to let you know that I am your named doctor as of 1st April.”

“What do you mean?”

“Well, I’m going to look after you-care for you medically and all that. I will be working with associated health and care professionals to deliver a multidisciplinary care package to meet your needs.”

“Eh? Isn’t that what you’ve been doing for the last 20 years?”

“Well, yes, but that doesn’t really count-I wasn’t officially your named doctor. The point is, I’m really going to take control now and care for you.
Look, I’ve even got a new badge-do you like it?”

“But didn’t you care when I lost Albert? You seemed to care for him, you organised the hospice team and you looked after me when I got upset and couldn’t work for a while ?”

“Of course, but…”

“What about when I had my heart attack-you sent me down to A+E and you even came and saw me in the hospital as well. Surely you were looking after me then?”

“I know, but the point…”

“And when I had my lump-you sorted out all the treatment for me, arranged for the nurses to keep an eye on me, and chased up the specialist when they lost my records and I didn’t have an appointment?”

“Yes, I know but..”

“What is this-some kind of April Fool joke? You’ll be telling me it’s some ridiculous political idea to boost votes soon!”

“Ah, well, there is this idea floating around that GPs should, well, look after their patients and act responsibly.”

“Who’s idea is it?”

“Um, Jeremy Hunt’s.”

“Jeremy Hunt? The racing driver? I thought he was dead?”

“No, no-the politician Hunt. The Health Secretary. Our named leader of health.”

“Oh-I don’t worry about politics. He’ll probably move on to education in the next reshuffle. I know that you will be here for me-I can rely on you. I trust you.

And I like your badge.”